Time Machine
Casting Cost:
: Remove Time Machine and target nontoken creature you own from the game. Return both cards to play at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X of the next game you play with the same opponent, where X is the removed creature's converted mana cost.
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Topsy Turvy
The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, end, postcombat main, combat, precombat main, beginning.)
If there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.
Toy Boat
Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)
Uktabi Kong
Trample
When Uktabi Kong comes into play, destroy all artifacts.
Tap two untapped Apes you control: Put a 1/1 green Ape creature token into play.
Water Gun Balloon Game
As Water Gun Balloon Game comes into play, each player puts a pop counter on a 0.
Whenever a player plays a spell, move that player's pop counter up 1.
Whenever a player's pop counter hits 5, that player puts a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token into play and resets all pop counters to 0.
Who/What/When/Where/Why
Casting Cost: Target player gains X life.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Casting Cost: Destroy target artifact.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Casting Cost: Counter target creature spell.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Casting Cost: Destroy target land.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Casting Cost: Destroy target enchantment.
World-Bottling Kit
, Sacrifice World-Bottling Kit: Choose a Magic set. Remove from the game all permanents with that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands.
Yet Another Aether Vortex
All creatures have haste.
Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.
Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are in play under their owner's control in addition to being in that library.
Zzzyxas's Abyss
At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents in play.