Unhinged (FOIL)

Casting Cost:

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach Hans, run It's the . . ." and name a creature card. If you do, search your library for the named card, put it into play, then shuffle your library. That creature has haste. Remove it from the game at end of turn.

Casting Cost:

Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.

Casting Cost:

Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

Casting Cost:

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.

Whenever another Donkey comes into play, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

Casting Cost:

Avatar of Me costs  more to play for each ten years you've been alive.

Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.

Avatar of Me's color is the color of your eyes.

Casting Cost:

Trample

Whenever a player plays a spell, put a chip counter on its converted mana cost.

B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.

Casting Cost:

Madness , cycling , kicker , flashback , buyback

Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to target creature or player.

If the kicker cost was paid, put a 1/1 red Goblin creature token into play.

Casting Cost:

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, put one of those cards into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)

Casting Cost:

You may sneak Cheatyface into play at any time without paying for it, but if an opponent catches you right away, that player may remove Cheatyface from the game.

Flying

City of Ass comes into play tapped.

: Add one and one-half mana of any one color to your mana pool.

Casting Cost:

, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn.

Casting Cost:

Curse of the Fire Penquin consumes and confuses enchanted creature.
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Trample

When this creature is put into a graveyard from play, return Curse of the Fire Penguin from your graveyard to play.

Casting Cost:

As Drawn Together comes into play, choose an artist.

Creatures by the chosen artist get +2/+2.

Casting Cost:

Players play a Magic subgame under the table starting at 5 life, using their libraries as their decks. After the subgame ends, the winner searches his or her library for two cards, puts those cards into his or her hand, then shuffles his or her library.

Casting Cost:

As Form of the Squirrel comes into play, put a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token into play. You lose the game when it leaves play.

Creatures can't attack you.

You can't be the target of spells or abilities.

You can't play spells.

Casting Cost:

, : Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.

Casting Cost:

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.

Casting Cost: 

You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.

Casting Cost: 

: Greater Morphling gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn.

: Greater Morphling becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn.

: Greater Morphling's type becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.

: Greater Morphling's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn.

: Greater Morphling's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.

: Greater Morphling gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn.

: Untap Greater Morphling.